My dad bought 1 and I saw 2 in the theaters.
1 Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
2 Paranormal Activity (w/ spoiler)
Starting off with the newer of Transformers series, Revenge of the Fallen, I'd like to say that this was SUCH a teen movie. Normally I'd lay back, give you some plot info, and allow you to form your own opinion on whatever I'm reviewing, but I have accumulated such a distaste for this film that I refuse to commit such a crime. It was as if the movie was leaning on Megan Fox's sluttiness, comstant super roboaction scenes, and American Pie humor to fill the absence of the prior two to satisfy the audience. Well you know what Michael Bay?!! NO! FAIL!
The script was terrible, the acting was a joke, and the action was so incredibly repetitive. I could go on and on about this but I don't really have the time, nor the stamina. If you fall somewhere in the ages 10-14, these trigger-happy robots will be the cheese to your macaroni. Everyone else, don't bother. Settle in the glory of the first movie and don't let your curiosity bring you to watch this.
Next up is...Paranormal Activity! WOOOT! no, not really. It was also a disappointment but not as bad as Transformers. Everyone told me prior to my viewing that they had trouble sleeping for the next few nights so I was initially nervous to watch it, butttttt boy I sure was overreacting.
The movie is about a couple that had just gotten engaged and moved in together. After a couple haunting incidents the viewer as well as the husband (Mika) learns that the wife (Katie) has been haunted by a demon since childhood. Determined to show the demon who's boss, Mika taunts it despite numerous warnings that signs of trying to communicate with it will only increase its activeness. His taunting included recording it's activity, shouting "Show yourself you fucking demon, so I can kick your ass!", AND -drum roll- the dumbest thing one can possibly do taunt a demon -drum roll continues- he brings in Ouija board! An effing Ouija board; I mean really, how retarded could he possibly be?? As his taunting becomes more empty-minded, so do the haunting incidents.
I have to admit this movie wasn't a complete disappointment because the haunting incidents were quite creative, but its problem was that they were too spaced out, and Mika was so stupid that it seemed unreasonable for someone to make the decisions that he made. You know how in most scary movies a girl would be running away from a killer and instead of running outside, she runs into the closet? That pretty much sums up Mika.
*SPOILER* The only part that really knocked my socks off scary-wise was the very ending. The final scenes happen like so: Katie is found with a bloody cross in her hand, half-conscious. Mika brings her up to the bedroom and tells her that they have to get out, and at this point she's in some happy trance replying with "Nooo, Mika let's stayyy. I don't wanna leaveee. We'll be fineee." The husband is flipping out but goes with it. That night, the camera shows her sleep-walking downstairs and in the morning we hear her scream. Mika wakes up and runs downstairs leaving the viewer hearing screams for a short period, than seeing only the silent dark hall/stairway for roughly 3 minutes. Out of the darkness, dead Mika is suddenly hurled towards the camera and a blood covered Katie slowly emerges in the doorway of the room. At this point, the audience knows shes fully possessed. She does a Golem crawl over to dead Mika, sniffs, turn towards the camera, and lunges at it. I'm pretty sure the entire audience, myself included, screamed here.
I personally think PA had potential to be so much more disturbing: the demon could've locked them in the house, blocked off all communication with the outside world, and tormented them to insanity...but nooOOOOoo.Overall, this movie could be called "The Diet Blair Witch Project". If you want some unsettling scenes, you go watch the BWP.


Playlist post soon.